Paris Unsure How Return Trip To Jail Counts For Frequent Inmate Points

"Does it count as one visit, or two? And how do the days I wore the ankle bracelet count?"

Such were the burning questions on the mind of a hysterical Hilton, in tears when she was reassigned to an LA County jail this weekend.

A despondent Hilton was worried that the reassignment might not qualify her for items from the famed LA County Coroner's Office Gift Shop she'd been trying to earn.

"I'm sure if I can get a hold of that really nice concierge again, he can straighten this out," said Paris. "You know, that bald guy with the big gold star on his shirt. He was very accommodating."