New Rasmussen Poll: Bush 4th Level Demon, Pelosi Secret Taliban Spi
Democrats surveyed think George W. Bush is actually a:
4th Level Demon: 48%
Evil Robot That Runs On Oil And Emits CFCs: 21%
Sex Offender in Hiding: 10%
Reincarnation of a Mongol Conqueror: 6%
Republicans surveyed think Nancy Pelosi is actually a:
Secret Taliban Spy: 52%
Chupacabra: 27%
Undersea Creature from the Amazon: 16%
Bad Guy From The A-Team TV Show: 8%
In the same survey, both sides cited "engaging in more civilized discourse" as the one thing the other side could do to improve the country's political climate.
4th Level Demon: 48%
Evil Robot That Runs On Oil And Emits CFCs: 21%
Sex Offender in Hiding: 10%
Reincarnation of a Mongol Conqueror: 6%
Republicans surveyed think Nancy Pelosi is actually a:
Secret Taliban Spy: 52%
Chupacabra: 27%
Undersea Creature from the Amazon: 16%
Bad Guy From The A-Team TV Show: 8%
In the same survey, both sides cited "engaging in more civilized discourse" as the one thing the other side could do to improve the country's political climate.
posted by Erik at 6:44 AM
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