Duller Than A Dollar

Hello. Today I'd like to start a new catch phrase. The phrase is "Duller than a dollar." As in, "This party is duller than a dollar." Or, "That guy is duller than a dollar." You know how one dollar all by itself isn't all that exciting? That's what this soon-to-be catch phrase captures in a unique and innovative way.

I did a Google search for "Duller than a dollar" and got zero hits. Google suggested three search tips:

• Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
• Try different keywords.
• Try more general keywords.

I think Google should offer a fourth suggestion:

• Put up a web page containing your search phrase, wait a week or two, then come back and search again.

In a couple of weeks, we are gonna own "Duller than a dollar."