Michael Richards And John Kerry To Open Comedy School

On a personal note, I just wanted to announce that I've enrolled in the inaugural session of the Michael Richards/John Kerry comedy school.

The Kerry-Kramer Komedy Klasses are fairly exclusive, and after the three week course, you get a diploma and a KKKK t-shirt, so I'm kind of excited.

I'm hoping this decision will affect the popularity of this website. According to the brochure, "It's not so much about getting laughs as it is about getting attention." And getting attention without getting laughs sounds like just the formula for success this website would have to use.

According to the John Kerry quote on the back of the brochure, "People can use this course, study hard, graduate, and go on to successfully get national attention for their comedy routines. Those who don't will get stuck in politics."

There is apparently no quote from Richards because the print shop refused to run it.

Wish me luck!