Britney Spears Prediction

Hey guys. Nostradamus here. I know everyone's been talking about the election over the last couple of days, but since I already knew ahead of time how it was all going to turn out, I haven't been paying much attention. Which means I've had plenty of time to focus on what's really important--entertainment gossip.

As you've probably heard by now, Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Fedco. Well, I'm going to beat the tabloids to the punch and predict right here, right now, who Britney will hook up with next. . .

You know that guy who played Doogie Howser?

Yup.

You heard it here first!