Telegram From Hank

So I answer the door today, and would you believe there's a telegram service on the other side? I had no idea those things even still existed.

Turns out it's from our resident Technophile, Hank the Hacking Hick.

I thought I'd pass the contents along.

HEY ERIK STOP THOUGHT ID SEND YOU A TEXT MESSAGE STOP HOPE U R WELL STOP U R MEANS YOU ARE STOP IM NOT SAYING YOU DIDNT KNOW BUT I DIDNT KNOW SO I THOUGHT ID EXPLAIN STOP IM AND ID MEAN I AM AND I WOULD STOP NOT THAT I WOULD STOP BUT JUST I WOULD STOP I MEAN GOL DURN IT DONT READ STOP LIKE A WORD STOP THE STOP JUST MEANS THE SENTENCE IS OVER STOP ITS LIKE A PERIOD STOP SO I GUESS IF YOU WANTED TO DO A COLON YOUD HAVE TO SAY STOP TWICE STOP THIS IS CONFUSING STOP I DONT KNOW HOW ALL THE YOUNG FOLKS DO THIS ALL DAY STOP I WAS GOING TO GO ON BUT I THINK ID BETTER STOP STOP THAT LAST STOP WAS REAL STOP I GUESS IT WAS THE SECOND TO LAST ONE STOP DURN IT NOW ITS LIKE FOUR STOPS AGO STOP TTYL STOP PRETEND THIS IS A WINKING SMILIE CUZ I CANT USE PUNCTUATIONS TO MAKE ONE STOP

We are so grateful to have Hank as part of our team.