Movie Studio Rushes Out Additional Bourne Movies
Hoping to cash in on the expected success of the new film, The Bourne Ultimatum, Universal Studios is rushing to release several additional movies featuring the protagonist Jason Bourne.
The Bourne Addendum will be released next Friday, August 10th. Following on August 17th will be the release of yet another Bourne film, The Bourne Another One Of 'Em.
Rumors have mid-September pegged for the release of the sixth Bourne film, The Bourne Ad Nauseam.
"We've got to get these things cranked out before Matt Damon gets old," said a Universal spokesman. "I mean, you've seen what's happening with Harrison Ford and that Indiana Jones mess they have over there, right? He's like, what, 80?"
The Bourne Addendum will be released next Friday, August 10th. Following on August 17th will be the release of yet another Bourne film, The Bourne Another One Of 'Em.
Rumors have mid-September pegged for the release of the sixth Bourne film, The Bourne Ad Nauseam.
"We've got to get these things cranked out before Matt Damon gets old," said a Universal spokesman. "I mean, you've seen what's happening with Harrison Ford and that Indiana Jones mess they have over there, right? He's like, what, 80?"
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