Internet Getting Bored Of Itself, Wants Vacation From Itself

In a public statement, the Internet has recently announced that it has become tired of itself and needs some time off from itself from a while.

"It's time I go out and try some new things," said the Internet. "I was scrolling along, checking out the street view feature on Google Maps, and I thought, 'This is so stupid. Why am I looking at virtual outside, when I could just go outside?'"

The Internet is also afraid that it's becoming increasingly pointless. "I was really excited when I was going to be involved in the big national Democratic debate. It was big chance, you know? Show how important I could be, how relevant. This was my chance to shine.

"I had nothing," said the Internet with a shrug. "I mean, really. When it comes right down to it, any five minutes of user-uploaded content on You Tube would make an original Sci-fi Channel movie look like Masterpiece Theatre.

"I've decided I really need to rethink my life."

The Internet says it will take a break not just from itself, but from computers in general. "Otherwise it won't really feel like a vacation, you know?"

The Internet added that if anyone wanted to get a hold of it, to just send it an email, and it'd have a look at it when he got back.