Paris Hilton Did Something Today
Paris Hilton did something today, according to major media outlets.
"We believe whatever it was had something to do with either her hair or her dog," said one report. "Or possibly her dog's hair. We're still trying to get an official confirmation."
Developing. . .
"We believe whatever it was had something to do with either her hair or her dog," said one report. "Or possibly her dog's hair. We're still trying to get an official confirmation."
Developing. . .
posted by Jarrod at 1:30 PM
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