Ten Second Interview Of The Week: Jack Bauer

Welcome to the latest installment of our regular-as-clockwork feature, "Ten Second Interview Of The Week."

Today's guest is someone very familiar with clocks, Jack Bauer, hero of TV's 24.

Here is the transcript:

US: Mr. Bauer, there's been a lot of controversy regarding the show 24. Recently, after the show featured a nuclear bomb detonated by terrorists near Los Angeles, the show has been criticized for having a pro-Bush agenda. However, last season, when the plot featured an evil President conspiring to cause a war in the middle east for oil, many thought this was an anti-Bush message. What are the show's politics, Mr. Bauer?

BAUER: I think you misunderstood the nature of this interview. I'm the one who has some questions.

US: Hey, wait, what are you doing with that lamp? You can't--

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