Saturday, June 27, 2009

Scenes You Won't See In Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen

No, we haven't seen it yet. But yes, we do have the scenes we know nobody's going to see--because Michael Bay ain't putting them in the movie. Here we go, as they didn't appear in the script:


Meagan Fox climbs off her motorcycle in short-shorts.

MEAGAN FOX
This motorcycle engine is hot.
Maybe I should put some pants on.


* * *
Shia LeBeaux is talking to Optimus Prime.


SHIA LEBEAUX
Optimus, I've got to go to college.


OPTIMUS PRIME
What is college?


SHIA LEBEAUX
It's this place humans go to learn about science
and history and to learn how the world works.


OPTIMUS PRIME
Hmm. Maybe when we were looking for the person
who would be our guide on Earth, we should have
gone with somebody who'd already been to college.



* * *


There is a huge battle going on with ROBOTS, ARMY GUYS, TANKS, JETS, and Shia Lebeaux. They are fighting over some super-important object.


SHIA LEBEAUX
Give it to me, Optimus! I can make it!

OPTIMUS
Look, kid, there are robots, army guys, tanks
and jets around who could carry this thing.
Why would I give it to you?


* * *


Meagan Fox is talking to Shia LeBeaux.

MEGAN FOX

You know what? I just remembered I'm not
into dorky guys. I'm leaving.


She leaves.

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