Crazy Astronaut Chicks Are Hot

You know what's hot? Crazy astronaut chicks! I think crazy astronaut chicks are hot! I want to meet a crazy astronaut chick and spend Valentine's Day with her! (My Valentine's Day is still open.)

Maybe I should go to Texas or Florida and meet a crazy astronaut chick! I heard there is a crazy astronaut chick in one of those places. I should meet her and drink Tang with her! Then we can drive around the country wearing diapers and try to kill people we suspect of being our romantic rivals! That would be hot!

Okay, I gotta go. I need to get to the store to buy diapers and Tang!