SWGA On Strike, Release Statement

Taking a cue from their counterparts in the Writer's Guild of America, the Spam Writer's Guild of America has begun a nationwide walk-out designed to raise awareness of their plight.

Their official statement reads:

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We await an AMAZING OFFER for boosting our revenue from writing keywords just for you!

You must act now to keep receiving your discreetly shipped packages we make just for you!

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